I design and develop software, and I do it well
I'm one of the people who was working on the NoSQL movement years before it had a name. We knew the relational model was not a panacea and were dedicated to a post-relational world. My early contributions to that world were the Apache Xindice and dbXML Native XML databases.
These days I fiddle mostly in the area of query and programming languages.
Yeah, I've had some
Lots! Over 25 years, doing all sorts of different things like Database Internals, Query Languages & Secure Messaging
Does it matter? They'll just be obsolete in six months anyway
Yeah, I've got some of those, but who cares? They're worthless
Yeah, I've got one of those. Please refer to the previous section regarding whether or not I care
Happily married to Zalando
A Programming Language (Patterns & Guards & Joins, Oh My!)
A+ Promises and Deferreds à la Twisted
I record a bunch of Shitty Music, from which you should protect your ears
Email: thom at kode4food it